And who doesn’t enjoy that?
Today I ordered a double cheeseburger with no onions from the McDonalds drive-thru. I got my burger and found out they still put onions on it. I ate it anyway, because I’m poor, and the onions weren’t important enough to drive back and complain about. MLIC.
This afternoon I heard a rap song on the radio that I supposedly hate, but I knew all the words. MLIC
I spent all of my three-day weekend studying for my psychology midterm. I showed up to class on Monday and found out the midterm wasn’t till the following Monday. MLIC.
Just stayed up all night discussing the meaning of life with my bros. I made about 14 references to this sociology class I took last semester, we didn't come to any larger conclusions, but we all agreed that our parents have been lying to us for a long time. MLIC.
Pretending to be gay so that chicks wouldn't find me 'threatening' has not resulted in getting any action. Yet. MLIC.
I wore flannel today. I was trying to be ironic. My roommate also wore flannel. It was 15 degrees outside and snowing. MLIC.
Ramen Noodles. MLIC.
My younger sister watched The Breakfast Club for the first time last week. She had never heard of the Brat Pack. MLIC.
I argued with my friends in the dining hall about whether Hey Arnold or the Rugrats was the best cartoon from the 90's. I said Rugrats. I ended up being wrong. MLIC
My roommate has a Wii but we decided to play Super Nintendo instead. MLIC.
Half my friends have never watched a Woody Allen movie, and the other half have never watched a Judd Apatow movie. MLIC.
Cartoon Network is now showing live-action shows. My childhood is officially dead. MLIC.
No one I know has showered in the last 3 days. MLIC.
I got drunk at 10 in the morning today because there was some sporting event happening. I never made it to the sporting event. MLIC.
Went to the dining hall for breakfast for the first time ever. I graduate next week. MLIC.
I made out with this really hot chick at a frat party and then realized the theme of the party was 'dress as the opposite gender'. I thought this was bad at first and then remembered I've always wanted to 'experiment'. MLIC.
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