Dave Goldman GUEST WRITER

Every group of friends is essentially equated to a TV sitcom. Here at PopSense, we like to think of ourselves as That 70’s Show. But even if your friends aren’t like That 70’s Show, every group still has their Michael Kelso. You know, that dim-witted idiot that gets by with charm and devilish good looks. People of the PopSense galleria: I am that Michael Kelso. However, God’s good graces did not come without a downside - for those of you on the easy street of common aesthetics, I am here to tell you that being good looking is very, very hard.

Reason #1: Walking through my frontyard, I cant help but notice the whispers and foreign tongue of my neighbors, as they glorify me for my rugged American good looks. I did not ask for such voyerism, and while I find it flattering, it is downright awkward when I go to get the newspaper in the morning, especially since I don’t like to wear my clothes from 12am to 12pm , specifically on weekdays. It allows for a far more natural, sensual tan.

Next Week: The horrors of practicing my runway catwalk in the food court of the local mall.
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