-Stelios Phili and Jeff Luppino-Esposito

"You never know what may happen a year from now. There is the possibility I'll go back, but right now, I just want to be a good mom."

- Jamie Lynn Spears discussing her plans on whether or not to go back to 'work' after giving birth to a baby girl, Maddie Briann, Thursday.

A pretty good time to use this quote:
When you are a 17-year-old mother, famous only because of your previously-attractive older sister, and you think that misspelled male names are appropriate for your daughter(who has about an 85% chance of getting pregnant by age 12).

A terrible time to use this quote:
When you are deciding whether or not to go back to the old patch of grass, or stand strong at the new one with your son, Bambi.

The winning time to use this quote:
When you are Angelina Jolie toying with the idea of going back to Africa and finding more attractive babies that miraculously managed to avoid catching a disease and are the only ones who don't need to be saved.
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