-Stelios Phili and Jeff Luppino-Esposito

"I'm a teleporter... I'm here, I'm there, I'm everywhere. Boom, boom, boom!"

- Black Eyed Peas Rapper Will.I.Am offering up some rare hints about his feature-film debut opposite Hugh Jackman in "X-Men Origins: Wolverine."

A pretty good time to use this quote:
When you are Ron Weasley, promoting the flou network by advertising how it finally helped you snap some nude pics of Hermoine.

A terrible time to use this quote:
When you are Michael Jackson and you discover a pair of magic crystals that will allow you to visit all your little fans in a single night. Take that Santa Claus, now we'll know whose sack they like more.

The winning time to use this quote:
When you, Jesus, have decided to return to Earth in the form of a Guido from Staten Island and you are preaching about your bitchin' dance moves and ability to turn water into Jagermeisters.
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