-Stelios Phili and Jeff Luppino-Esposito

"The SAG strike can definitely stop you from shooting. It stops everything"

- Mike Judge, writer/director of "Office Space," discussing the impact of the looming actor's strike.

A pretty good time to use this quote:
When you are trying to justify to Snoop Dogg why your production company won't be accepting his latest film, "The Snoop Dizzle REMIX of the Cartoon Classic; All Bitches go to Heaven"

A terrible time to use this quote:
When you are explaining to your friends why you haven't assassinated Keanu Reeves yet...lame excuse, everyone knows that Keanu Reeves stays in his house all day, regardless of acting strikes, practicing how to show emotion in his face...it's a slow process.

The winning time to use this quote:
When you are the US President, and, upon hearing the news that Iran is planning a nuclear attack, you attempt to calm the American public by telling them what you told the Iranian President.

Some late night tunes (probably not on GW's ipod):
Snoop Dogg - Gin N' Juice.mp3
Bob Dylan - Like a Rolling Stone.mp3
Fleet Foxes - He Doesn't Know Why.mp3
Death Cab For Cutie - I will possess your heart.mp3
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