-Stelios Phili and Jeff Luppino-Esposito

“We all want to do it. All the actors want to do it, the writers want to do it, and the boss wants to do it. And they are working on making a deal, probably as we speak"

- Actor Jason Bateman discussing the prospective plans for an "Arrested Development" Movie.

A pretty good time to use this quote:
When you have just signed Eric Bana to a huge movie deal, and the entire production team is running a pool to see who will be the first one to say to him, "Listen, I'm just trying to get a feel for my fellow performers, and I was wondering; should we be concerned about any sort of... oh, I don't know... anger issues?"

A terrible time to use this quote:
When your company, FirstCumFirstServe, decides to remake a series of Disney classics entitled, "Cherry Poppins", "James and the Giant Peach flavored Dildo", and "Finding Nemo". (NOTE: If you search for 'Cherry Poppins' in Google, the first available link is from "PornEskimo.com")

The winning time to use this quote:
When, after recent polls show a rise in the demand for 'drugs and violence' among the 0-5 age demographic, the Blues Clues production company discusses plans to bring back that crack-head Steve and input a segment in which Steve and Blue have a staring contest, and if Blue loses, Steve gets to beat him to death.

Some late night tunes:
CSS - Move.mp3
Beck - Soul of a Man
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