Special Guest Post by Bobby and Tyler

5 things you shouldn't do when getting pulled over with Samuel L. Jackson in your car...

- Look at him and say bitch be cool!!
- Tell the cop you're with the star from 'Snakes on a Plane'
- Say that the creepy black guy with the purple lightsaber told you to do it
- Call him a backseat driver and tell him the rules of engagement aren't the same as the rules of the road
- Ask him to go frozone on the officer so you guys can dip out of there!!!

Failure to avoid these actions will result in hearing Ezekiel 25:17 and a bullet from John Travolta
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