-Stelios Phili and Jeff Luppino-Esposito

“I'm trying to reinvent her and reinvent myself with the project"

- Producer Rodney Jerkins discussing his plans on working with Britney Spears this summer on her newest album.

A pretty good time to use this quote:
When you are R. Kelly planning a new offbeat musical starring Elizabeth Berkley (Jesse Spano from Saved by the Bell) in hopes of reviving her career after Showgirls... you will soon call off your plans when you realize that there already exists a popular musical entitled "Urinetown".

A terrible time to use this quote:
When you are producer Rodney Jerkins... and it's funny because your parents must hate you since you have the words "Rod" and "Jerkin" in your name.

The winning time to use this quote:
When you are God having a futuristic mantalk with Adam about your plans circa 2008 to update Eve and company by installing a universal device in their belly buttons so you never lose the remote. This improvement will (obviously) be instituted after your inauguration of the third breast for every woman.

Some late night tunes to keep you awake with us:
Setting Sun - How Long.mp3
Feist - I Feel It All.mp3
Santogold - Creator.mp3
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