-Stelios Phili and Jeff Luppino-Esposito

“I'm just like you. I'm doing what I love and dating a boy."

- Jessica Simpson speaking to Texas country-concert goers upon being booed.

A pretty good time to use this quote:
When you are Amanda Bynes, dating some equally untalented 'celebrity', and writing the first draft to the feature length film, "Amanda Please!".

A terrible time to use this quote:
When you are Jessica Simpson and somewhere in your tuna-loving mind you actually believe that you are somehow similar (in socioeconomic status or conversely in intelligence) to the Texas country-concert goers.

The winning time to use this quote:
When you are Perez Hilton after an intense Victoria Beckham bashing session which would later culminate in a beautifully photo-shopped image of Posh with David Beckham's man juices dripping out of her nostrils.

Some late night tunes to keep you awake with us:
Benji Hughes - Why Do These Parties Always End the Same Way?.mp3
RATATAT - Mumtaz Khan.mp3
Calexico - Two Silver Trees.mp3
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