- Ali Starzyk and Jeff Luppino-Esposito

“I would keep it the same day, just make it a holiday."

- Kirsten Dunst plugging an upcoming documentary she will be directing entitled "Why Tuesday" which delves into the really important question of why Americans vote on a Tuesday.

A pretty good time to use this quote:
When you are Mr. Burns explaining to Smithers exactly how to make his next birthday party more bitchin'.

A terrible time to use this quote:
When you are the leader of the second generation of the People's Temple cult and you decide to switch from Koolaid to Gatorade, but keep everything else pretty much the same.

The winning time to use this quote:
When you are Bono attempting to become more in touch with the starving African children that you have been trying to save by propositioning Congress to consider recognizing an ancient holiday that the natives call "Kwanzaa".

Some late night tunes to keep you awake with us:
Liz Durrett - Wild as Them.mp3
Bound Stems - Happens to Us All Otherwise.mp3
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