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McConaughey's Baby Penis: Quote of the Day 7/23

Wednesday, July 23, 2008 Leave a Comment

- Ali Starzyk and Jeff Luppino-Esposito

“Come here, little man. I saw the pecker and screamed that we'd been right all along about him being a boy."

- Matthew McConaughey describing the birthing process of his new son Levi Alves McConaughey.

A pretty good time to use this quote:
When you are Steve Irwin and you have spent the last 3 months trying to discover the gender of the freakish part-human, part-alligator that your wife miraculously birthed.

A terrible time to use this quote:
When you are someone with a very strong stomach and a surprising sense of humor while watching the Verne Troyer sex tape.

The winning time to use this quote:
When you are a 5-year-old Dick Cheney celebrating with all your friends about an epic discovery you conveniently stumble upon by pantsing a young Hillary Clinton.

Some late night tunes to keep you awake with us:
Calexico - Convict Pool.mp3
Conor Oberst - Moab.mp3(Removed per request of label)
Ra Ra Riot - Suspended in Gaffa.mp3
Lackthereof - Tongues O' Fire.mp3
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  • Anonymous said:  

    haha not quite what i was expecting when i saw the title about mcconaughey's penis, but funny anyway!

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