- Jeff Luppino-Esposito


Britney I knew you would stick
From your days in the Mickey Mouse Club
But maybe it's cause you're a hick
That you married that 'K-Fed' scrub

Why did you leave JT?
Were you looking for something blander?
You know that you drove us crazy
When you married Jason Alexander

With a new album on the way
We hope that you choose better men
Cause I never wanna hear you say
Oops I did it again!

You've had your issues it's true
From booze to marijuana
But we'll still be Slaves 4 U
As long as you're kissing Madonna

With your ever-Toxic shout
Money will flow in boat loads
Just don't put another movie out
Cause nothing could top Crossroads

Your journey back to the top
Will surely be a tough climb
But you know that we'll never stop
Screamin' "Baby One More Time"

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