-Jeff Luppino-Esposito and Ali Starzyk

Miley, or Hannah, whatever,
You seem so innocent now
But soon your morals they'll sever,
And then you will take your last bow

For there once were more girls of your kind
Who garnered respect from their peers
Annie Liebowitz left you in a bind
Dare I call you the next Britney Spears?

We've seen you pose on the pages
You showed us way too much skin
You're going through one of those stages
Just like Ashley or Jamie Lynn

It really is no surprise
that you've chosen this path at a junction
Since history never lies
This wasn't a wardrobe malfunction

If Disney gives up on you
Then it's time to develop a plan
And like Jessica Simpson would do
Just be as smart as you can

If you fight to make this pass
You can still be the Queen of your trade
Or like Paris Hilton's body mass
Your career will quickly fade