- Jeff Luppino-Esposito


So you say that you read PopSense
You've sent it to all your friends
And while many have taken offense
You stick with us till the end

But every now and then
You just can't help but say
More about Tina Chen?
You mocked her yesterday!

No more Britney, no more rants,
Enough about these hos!
Obviously you want in Christian Bale's pants
And you hate the Jonas Bros

You laughed when Hillary Clinton cried
You wish that Miley had rabies
And, oh, since when did you decide,
That Regis Philbin eats babies

Ok, we get it, don't you see
We've heard enough about that
Daniel Day-Lewis cast in every movie
And jokes about Rosie being fat

But there is one joke you never kill
Or who cares even if you do
Mock his hair, his face, his acting skill
But please never stop mocking Keanu

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