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S-s-s-stutter When You Ask Me What I'm Thinkin 'Bout: Quote of the Day 7/28

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 Leave a Comment

-Ali Starzyk and Jeff Luppino-Esposito

“It seems like it's been on, like, longer"

- Miley Cyrus intelligently commenting on the length of her series "Hannah Montana" as it may be nearing an end.

A pretty good time to use this quote:
When you are Joey Fatone on a live infomercial for Swedish Penis Pumps and you cannot believe that the change was so drastic in such a short amount of time.

A terrible time to use this quote:
When you are someone with an odd fetish for fat grown-man boys and after watching only a mere 22 episodes of the Andy Milonakis Show, it seems like you've been provided with a lifetime of pleasure

The winning time to use this quote:
When you are Paris Hilton in 1998, shocked to hear that it's only been 6 hours since Laurence Fishburne first placed his bald head on your knee cap for an official pre-production experiment to test if sexual arousal can be attained from minimal contact with the soon-to-be Matrix star's cranium, because if so, they wouldn't have been able to cast Keanu Reeves as the lead.

Some late night tunes to keep you awake with us:
Cold War Kids - Saint John.mp3
Koushik - Lying in the Sun.mp3
GZA - Alphabets.mp3
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1 comments »

  • Anonymous said:  

    haha, you guys are crazy about miley, but i can't blame you-- so much material

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