- Ali Starzyk and Jeff Luppino-Esposito

“Her father is doing what a good parent would do, but that doesn't help the paparazzi"

- Bonnie Fuller, former editor of Star Magazine and Us Weekly, commenting on the new 'boring' Britney Spears being kept out of the lime light by her father.

A pretty good time to use this quote:
When you are Mr. Simpson and you are forced to throw yourself into the oncoming train in order to save Ashlee and Jessica who were playing a game of 'cover your ears and eyes while holding your breath on a train track'.

A terrible time to use this quote:
When you are the head of a secret organization that has paid paparazzi to drug-up Amy Winehouse and is solely responsible for her smoking 12 packs of cigarettes a day since the age of 7.

The winning time to use this quote:
When you are Michael Lohan trying to take the negative attention off of your daughter Lindsay by revealing your less attractive illegitimate child.

Some late night tunes to keep you awake with us:
Wilco - Jesus Etc.mp3
The Shins - Pink Bullets.mp3
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