“He behaved in a gratuitous, cowardly and disgraceful way."

- Judge David Radford telling Amy Winehouse's husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, why he will be serving 27 months in jail for beating up pub manager James King in a barroom fight in 2006 and offering him $400,000 to keep quiet.

A pretty good time to use this quote:
When you are the other two coked-up unicorns testifying as to why you led Charlie to 'Candy Mountain'.

A terrible time to use this quote:
When you are Meg Ryan recalling Russell Crowe's decision to throw a phone at another human being, and you realize that what you're saying also conveniently describes the first sexual encounter you had with him.

The winning time to use this quote:
When you are George Bush publicly describing any terrorist or any member of the cabinet who forgets to wear their 32 pieces of flair to the weekly staff meeting. ESPECIALLY if your name starts with a Con and ends in a dileeza... yeah that's right, you know I'm talking to you little missy, don't think I can't count to 32, I've had enough of this whole black-power bullshit, why don't you just come out and admit that you think Barack is cute, you're not fooling anyone.

Some late night tunes to keep you awake with us:
Conor Oberst - Lenders in the Temple.mp3(Removed per request of label)
MGMT - Time To Pretend.mp3
Ra Ra Riot - Ghost Under Rocks.mp3
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