Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito and Ali Starzyk EDITOR

Top 5 Ways To Make Sexual Advances On Republican VP Candidate Sarah Palin

5. Talk to this VPILF about the size of your rifle.

4. Get romantic; Take her to a classy "skin-your-own-caribou" restaurant and insist on eating the meal with your bare hands so that you don't waste tax-payer dollars on government-sponsored utensils.

3. Tell her you're willing to get kinky, even to the point of 'exploring' her "Last Frontier"

2. Off shore, on shore, you don't care, just let her know that you are ready to drill.

1. Cut the bullshit, just go ahead and tap her... to be your vice presidential candidate.

Coming soon: "Ridin' With Biden: Top 5 Ways To Make Sexual Advances on Democratic VP Candidate Joe Biden"

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