Ali Starzyk EDITOR

Now that I no longer have the option of flipping on the TV and cheering along as Michael Phelps swims, watching intense women play fierce games of badminton, or cringing as small people lift incredibly large items, I have nothing to do at night but return to the days of web surfing. Great.

Your sick sense of humor justified!

America's colleges finally getting smart about the drinking age?

In other news, some Americans are still racist! Really guys? Really?

Say it isn't so, for the love of all things D.C.

And finally, in case you missed it...
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