Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITOR

Who would you rather be stranded on a dangerous island with?
a. Arnold Schwarzenegger - 19%
b. Johnny Depp - 39%
c. Chuck Norris - 4%
d. Jessica Alba - 36%

PopSense readers are horny little bastards, and they're proud of it. When faced with a mysteriously 'dangerous' island adventure, you're less concerned with the deadly undergrowth of the woods, and more concerned with who you'll be getting under for this bungle in the jungle. With the women showing their love for the incomparable Johnny Depp, it's no surprise that the men also came out in droves to prove that, no matter how dangerous this island is, they're quite sure that it'll only take a few moments of remaining life to die happy with Jessica Alba. These two took the landslide victory, with Johnny actually muscling out Jessica in the end, proving once and for all that women are more shallow than men. This is now clearly an indisputable fact. It's also a sad day for Chuck and the Governor, who, even when their votes were combined, couldn't win your hearts in the name of survival. It's nice to know that you, the PopSense reader, would be pretty much ready to die at any moment if it meant spending a little time with Depp or Alba, and avoiding a political discussion with Arnold Schwarzenegger as he dislodges jaguar skin out from between his teeth with an icepick.


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