Jeff Luppino-Esposito EDITOR

“He never ends things with a clean slate. He likes to dwell on these relationships and sort everything out before saying goodbye for good."

- An anonymous friend of John Mayer commenting on the recent split between Mayer and Jennifer Aniston.

A pretty good time to use this quote:
When you are the annoying movie-watcher who finds the need to elaborate on every scene, and you are trying to explain to everyone why it's taking so damn long to just get to the part where he says, "ET phone home."

A terrible time to use this quote:
When you are John Mayer's friend and you have a disease where you accidentally mistake celebrities with characters from popular sitcoms, and you've swapped John Mayer with Ross Geller again.

The winning time to use this quote:
When you are John Mayer's friend and, regardless of the amount of times (27) that he protests otherwise in song, John Mayer apparently doesn't know how to "Say what he needs to say."
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