Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITOR

“She is a conservative star with the talent, energy and family support necessary to carry out common sense policies"

- The Republican National Committee describing John McCain's running mate, Sarah Palin.

A pretty good time to use this quote:
When you are Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, describing your star quarterback's girlfriend, Jessica Simpson, and you too believe that there are chickens in the sea.

A terrible time to use this quote:
When you are John McCain describing your surprise running mate choice of Hillary Clinton, and the alzheimer's is acting up again.

The winning time to use this quote:
When you are Barack Obama describing yourself inaccurately just to see how far you can go without even bothering to think about what you're saying as long as you look badass saying it. "Can you guys just ignore what I'm saying right now, it's sorta just a big experiement." "YES WE CAN!" "...thanks"
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