Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITOR

You're sure to wear your nicest sweater
You've held back all your tears
You hope that things will go much better
Than Saved by the Bell: The College Years

You had the most embarrassing tale
In everyone's favorite ice-breaker game
You're sure that you caught every single sale
Because Bed Bath and Beyond is so not lame

For once you think that English is cool
Since now you have a hot TA
Till you find out he's a bro-ish fool
And the cute ones are always gay

You're not sure how to make new friends
Joining a frat will break the bank
You'll know the latest in pop-collar trends
If you're not afraid to receive a spank

A few days gone you've learned so much
And now you've got reading galore
And thanks to that class you took on Freud
You now think your mother's a whore

So off you go for more riveting years
Make sure that you wake up early
You must overcome your high school fears
Of wedgies and the classic swirly

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