Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito and Ali Starzyk EDITORS

philter \FIL-tur\, noun:
1. A potion or charm supposed to cause the person taking it to fall in love.

- Though some call Lindsay Lohan shallow by dating only hot women, others feel that she is simply a victim of Samantha Ronson's special philter, known casually as a roofie.

- When Helga took a reverse philter to rid herself of a deep love for Arnold, it actually just put her in an uber-horny state that resulted in an awkward sexual encounter with Eugene.

The Chronicles of Derrick and Becky
Derrick, I finally figured out why I stay with you! You must have slipped me a philter when we first met!
Dammit Becky how'd you know?! That night when you leant me the money to go buy some condoms, I decided to spend it at the local potion-vender instead. I was confident that either 1- the philter would work, or 2- you'd be forced to stick around with a bun in the oven.
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