- Jeff Luppino-Esposito EDITOR

provenance \PROV-uh-nuhn(t)s\, noun:
1. Origin; source.

- Few (including us) can actually identify the provenance of PopSense's desire to mock bad actors, but I think it's fair to just blame Keanu Reeves.

- Some wonder how these young Olympic athletes can be so talented, but it's obvious that the provenance of their creation was that fateful day when Steven Seagal, Chuck Norris, and Jack Bauer fought to the death, and though none of them died, they all, for the first time in years, required sleep... at which point women everywhere confiscated their sperm and created future gold-medal winners.

The Chronicles of Derrick and Becky
Derrick, what is the provenance of that awful smell?!
Becky, watch your mouth! Just because she's a prostitute doesn't mean she has no feelings!
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