Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito and Stelios Phili EDITORS

“I'm a morning porn peruser, and not for the titillation factor. I just find it interesting"

- Kevin Smith (Silent Bob) commenting on his fascination with the pornography industry in discussing his latest film "Zack and Miri Make a Porno"

A pretty good time to use this quote:
When you are Michael Cera and after a night of splitting your screen between World of Warcraft and Backdoor Sluts: The White Album, you reach a point by the morning where it just isn't sexually arousing anymore

A terrible time to use this quote:
When you are Hello Kitty, repeatedly dunking your sausage through your bagel, and occasionally splattering some half-n-half milk everywhere, just for the aesthetic effect.

The winning time to use this quote:
When you are Chuckie Finster all grown up, and you can't get over the fact that you totally missed so many opportunities to make jokes about your best friend having the last name Pickles.

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