Welcome to the Two Thousandies: Cultural Conclusions 8/29
Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITOR
How Should We Refer To The Years 2000-2010?
a. The Twenty-Oh's - 25%
b. The Zeros - 17%
c. The Two-Oh's - 22%
d. The Two Thousandies - 34%
In a victory reminiscent of John Quincy Adams' 1824 win over Andrew Jackson with less than 35% of the vote, The Two Thousandies squeaked out an epic triumph that has officially confirmed everything we've ever said about this decade; it's ridiculous and amazingly apathetic. Seriously, what a joke... the two thousandies, come on! That is absolutely inefficient, not really that accurate since it could refer to the whole millennium, and just sounds downright silly. This is exactly why we love it. In my recent lament over the lack of fads in this decade, I came to the conclusion that there were in fact some things worth fighting for in these 10 years, but I still stand by the truth that there is a severe lack of passion. We simply don't have what it takes to care. I'm gonna take this opportunity to bring you some great self-promotional news. PopSense is here to help. In the near future, we will have a fad for this decade, it will be something we can all rally around, that we can spend money on to get it in ridiculous bulk (not like our current supposed fads like the iphone). Together we will make the two thousandies worth remembering, prepare yourself.
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Hip is to PopSense as Cool is to:
a. The Fonz
b. Red Power Ranger
c. Popeye the Sailor
d. The Fresh Prince
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i hated the last poll. I prefer the 20th century, asses.
You prefer the 20th century, what does that mean? You just refuse to name the first decade because you like the previous century better?
hahah, good question, these guys are all quite 'cool'
The fonz is the king of cool, no questions asked.
hi,
I've got a question.
Where did you gays got that fantastic suit of the power rangers ?
thx