Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITOR

Which melee weapon would you use against a zombie?
a. Ninja Sword - 42%
b. Battle Axe - 11%
c. Chain Saw - 34%
d. Sledge Hammer - 11%

Well done PopSense reader, very well done. You know better than to run around, flailing some big top-heavy sledge hammer or battle axe with no hope of landing a hit without getting too close to those throat crushing, undead arms. Granted some might ask the seemingly practical question-- why the hell would you not just use a chain saw, it involves minimal effort and uses the power of mechanical extrahuman strength to rip apart the body of a blood-thirsty zombie. BUT what happens if you run out of gas! OR if you're really weak, a chainsaw can be pretty damn heavy. Plus you'll probably end up cutting yourself or getting really scared of yourself because you cried during Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Right, tell me someone else did? Either way, great move with the Ninja sword people, it's efficient, it's sharp, and it kills... that's what she said. Sorry, had to.

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