I Love Weezer.
Stelios Phili EDITOR
Rivers Cuomo may have been a neurotic, love-struck man with a fetish for Asian girls when he wrote Weezer’s sophomore album, Pinkerton, but I still connect with him and this album like no other. The album’s lyrics make up the most bittersweet and candid portrait of a person who consistently fails with the ladies and longs for love, yet still remains hopeful – even when he discovers that the girl he has set out to marry is a lesbian. Ok, maybe that one incident is just particular to Rivers (see “Pink Triangle”).
Here’s the lowdown, track by track.
Tired of Sex – Sick and tired of meaningless, cold-hearted sex? Here’s your new jam.
Getchoo – You are, in a crazed rock-star sort of way, determined to win your love back.
Why Bother? - Sometimes things repeatedly fail. Marshmallows don’t fare well in microwaves. Now you know better.
No Other One – Self explanatory.
Across the Sea – For those of you who have received letters of affection from your Japanese fans, this is song was made for you.
The Good Life – Ok, so you’ve made some bad decisions in the past. So what if you confused the living room for the bathroom? It’s time to return to normalcy.
El Scorcho – Hello shy person who sits in the back of class. Don’t be afraid, I know your name starts with an S or something. It’s okay to say “hi.”
Pink Triangle – You’re dumb, she was a lesbian, but you really thought you had found the one!
Falling for You – Self explanatory.
Butterfly – Saying you’re sorry, the right way – with butterfly metaphors.
And here's what they sound like:
Weezer - Tired of Sex.mp3
Weezer - The Good Life.mp3
Weezer - Across the Sea.mp3







'consistently fails with the ladies and longs for love, yet still remains hopeful'... is it gay for me to say that i found that to be a beautiful statement?
you say, 'BUT i still connect with him' as if you dont have a fetish for Asian girls? hahahaahah, just kidding buddy, good article, thanks for the weezer!
why haven't i listened to more weezer? i knew i was supposed to, but i just never did. thanks for fixing this!
awwww shy person in the back of class whose name starts with an S or something!
I very much like appreciate your descriptions and of course the music as well. Thank you Stelios Phili EDITOR!
I Love Weezer.
How terse. yet.
appropriate.
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Haha very cool article; I love analyzing songs. And Weezer is great.