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Top 5 Ways To Make Sexual Advances On Democratic VP Candidate Joe Biden
A follow up to "Ballin' with Palin"

5. Tell him that you aren’t a legal citizen of the US so that your rendezvous can be strictly Foreign Relations.

4. Wear your “Delaware is for (old white male) Lovers” pin

3. Acknowledge that blonds may have more fun, but grays have more experience.

2. When he enters a room, ask him innocently, “Is it global warming or did it just get hot in here?”

1. Tell him he doesn’t need to use protection, he can just pull out... of Iraq.

Coming soon: "Off Da Chain with McCain: Top 5 Ways To Make Sexual Advances on Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain"

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