Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito and Stelios Phili EDITORS

“I thought it'd be a nice way to celebrate my 20th year of doing this"

- Controversial Film Maker Michael Moore discussing the release of his upcoming movie "Slacker Uprising" about the youth vote in America. The movie will be available for free online starting September 23.

A pretty good time to use this quote:
When you are Yoda and you have decided to throw a fine Danish Cheese Soirée that you've nicknamed "C-brie PO" in order to celebrate 20 incredible years of pretending to have phraseological dyslexia just to screw with Luke... Being an asshole he was.

A terrible time to use this quote:
When you are Kevin Bacon, and after 20 years of your wife pathetically attempting to win back your heart by making you a delicious Bacon Lettuce and Tomato Sandwich every single morning, you finally tell her that just because she puts bacon in your mouth, doesn't mean she'll get equal reciprocation.

The winning time to use this quote:
When you are Arnold Schwarzenegger and, after defecating iron balls of shit consistently for twenty years, you treat yourself to an epic morning meal and then use your gubernatorial time machine to flash forward to the year 2036 where all of said iron patties have transformed into human-crushing terminators just so you can tell them that twenty eight years prior you literally ate pieces of shit like them for breakfast.

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