Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITOR

The American public is often stuck in a harsh cycle of media bias in which it becomes nearly impossible to decipher truth from opinion, especially when it comes to politics. At long last, PopSense has arrived to sort through all such bullshit and provide the definitive word on this election.

Ever find yourself imagining McCain with a cold beer in hand and a small dog named Eddie at his side? Do you often catch yourself day dreaming about Sarah Palin in a maid outfit, serving you 24/7? Well now we know why!! Thanks to a tip off by part-time friend and full-time political analyst, Jessica Hale, I became privy to the dark truth that the Republican candidates for President and Vice President weren't actually John McCain and Sarah Palin, but rather were Martin Crane (father of Frasier and Niles Crane) and Daphne Moon (in-house nurse/maid for Martin Crane) on the remarkably dry sitcom "Frasier." Nice try 'Sarah,' putting on glasses and growing your hair doesn't cover up reality. And you too old man-- McCain...McCrane... Martin Crane... Good one assholes. Another victory for the PopSense team.

Coming later in the week- the truth behind Joe Biden and Barack Obama... prepare yourselves.

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