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Cultural Conclusions 10/3

Friday, October 3, 2008 Leave a Comment

Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITOR

Who Is The Cutest Couple In FYP?
a. Danny and Claire - 24.5%
b. Alex and Katherine - 9.2%
c. DJ and Myles - 16.3%
d. Caitlin and Mark - 28.6%
e. What the f**k is FYP? - 21.4%

First, let me begin with an apology to the vast number of readers who have no affiliation with FYP whatsoever. That being said: Nice try Claire Hart. I saw you in Clemons last night logging into all the computers and clicking on you and Danny. Oh and don't think you're innocent either Danny, that whole, "oh I'lljust start reciting portions of 'Some Girls' to distract the library-goers" definitely didn't work. Especially because Jacquie Walters was actively sabotaging your plan by putting on her act right where Claire was sitting at the computers in a desperate attempt to stop her because of the last minute bribe she receieved from Katherine Pfister. Don't tell me FYP Tech really needs THAT much money Katherine, the whole budget is bullshit. I also received multiple angry emails from Myles and DJ making the valid point that it was unfair of us to not include pictures, because if we had used any one of DJ's profile images with him and Myles, they would've won by default. Politics aside, the LATE ENTRY of Mark and Caitlin ended up leading to an epic comeback victory in the last few hours of this wild Friday afternoon. Of course, as you all know, the point of this poll was to decide one thing and one thing only-- who will be the lead characters in PopSense: The Musical. Caitlin, Mark, rehearsals start Monday... in Cabell 119.

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What Will You Watch The Most In 2009?

a. LOST
b. Heroes
c. The Office
d. Gossip Girl

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4 comments »

  • Anonymous said:  

    ok ... so this is probably the hardest decision I'll have to make in my life ...

  • ryan said:  

    LOSSSSTTTTTT

  • Diane said:  

    no no no, the office most def!!

  • Anonymous said:  

    i still don't know what the f*ck FYP is.

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