Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITOR

“Miley is really hard to surprise"

- Billy Ray Cyrus speaking at his daughter's pseudo-Sweet 16 party at Disney Land, nearly 2 months before her actual birthday (Sorry guys, that means 2 months... and 2 years until it's legal).

A pretty good time to use this quote:
When you are Billy Ray Cyrus convincing yourself that your daughter won't have any identity crises for the rest of her young life once someone reveals to her that she actually is the same person as Hannah Montana.

A terrible time to use this quote:
When you are Miley Cyrus' doctor informing her of all the STDs she has.

The winning time to use this quote:
When you are the ghost of Walt Disney and you appear in Miley Cyrus' dream to tell her that she must marry Nick Jonas in order to makeup for the failure that was the Britney-JT breakup and in turn bring the Disney name back to glory. Then, after Miley wakes up and thinks the dream is over, you stand by her bedside and cover your face with your hands, only to unveil your countenance seconds later and softly declare 'boo' in hopes of frightening the young lass, but to your dismay, she assumes you are just her father trying to trick her into having sex with him again.

Special Thanks to Sharon Lawler for aid in this Q.o.D.
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