Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITOR

PopSense Election: Leading Ladies pt. 2
a. Miss Piggy - 55.9%
b. Minnie Mouse - 44.1%

The inner workings of my mind are frightening. That's the only way I could describe the mental state I must have been in to set up this competition. No, no, not the whole election, asshole, I just mean the Minnie Mouse vs. Miss Piggy matchup. Nevertheless, it is still terrifying (mostly because it's Halloween and I overreact to things on Halloween) how badly Miss Piggy massacred Minnie. Miss Piggy is hiptastic and will bitch slap Kermit whenever he hops out of line. Minnie Mouse, on the other hand, will get her domesticated ass erased by Walt if she so much as questions Mickey's decision to sleep with Daisy Duck behind Donald's back on a nightly basis. Ok, a moment of scarifying honesty, here's how this decision was made. It's Wednesday early evening, I wake up from a mid-day nap (aka I wake up from the night before at 5pm) and realize that I haven't done the new poll question. Miss Piggy had been on the mind for a while, knowing she would have a serious chance of winning this whole thing by the end of it, so I just needed her first round opponent. Thus the consciousness flowed: Miss Piggy first appeared on the Muppet Show in 1976, in August of that same year the Seattle Seahawks played their first football game ever, the game was against the San Francisco 49ers, the 49ers are famous for their quarterback Joe Montana, the name Montana can be disambiguated into Hannah Montana, Hannah Montana is the secret alias of Miley Cyrus, Miley appeared with the Muppets in July of 2008 alongside the Jonas Brothers, at said meeting Joe Jonas was reported to have been sexually harassed by Miss Piggy. I love the Wikipedia game. BOO!

New Poll:
PopSense Election: Leading Ladies Showdown
WINNER TAKES ON VOLDEMORT AND SIMBA FOR THE FINAL ELECTION!

a. Mulan
b. Miss Piggy

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