Caption Time! Scientology!
Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITOR
Last Week's Winners
Thanks Hilary Duff! Now I have a place to put all the expensive things I don't own!
-Ryan
Unknown to the soon to be resident of the Pediatric Psychiatric Ward: inside the seemingly delightful backpack was the severed head of Lizzie McGuire's arch rival, Hannah Montana.
-Sam
You've got a cute smile, kid. Don't let it get to your head, they told me I had a cute smile once, but look at me now... come on LOOK AT ME!
-Diane
Today's Caption Challenge
Actual Caption: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes (with a snazzy new haircut) chilling out in NYC.
PopSense Caption: Shhh Katie, I think it's working, with your new haircut they don't know if you're me or if I'm you, so I can now officially be the shape-shifting Jesus of Scientology.
Now it's your turn! Leave a comment at the bottom with your best caption, and we'll choose the top 3 later in the week!
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And this is my wife, Mary Magdalene
Since scientology won't let me be gay, I'll just have my girlfriend cut her hair really short.
the power of tom cruise compels you!
Yeah, we match, what now?!
If I can't play the romantic lead with Christian Bale, then there's no way in hell that my woman will.
And on the 8th day, the gods of Scientology said, "Let there be scarves"
If only he knew I had more hair on my vagina than my head right now.
Damn it, Katie, how many times have i told you to stop being taller than me!