Stelios Phili EDITOR

“It was like being naked - I would love to be naked in front of you."

--Jean-Claude Van Damme, seducing a Newsweek reporter during an interview for his new film, JCVD.

A pretty good time to use this quote:
When you are Jean-Claude Van Damme gone pacifist, translating your brutal upper cut into words for the ultimate way to hit on women, and for the first time, you succeed in not actually hitting the woman.

A terrible time to use this quote:
When you are Lindsay Lohan, vividly describing a dream to then aquantence Samantha Ronson, unaware that the experience was really just 90% Samantha, 10% roofies.

The winning time to use this quote:
When, after accepting your fate as a living organism who is forever trapped between the threshold of Man and Nature (and after giving up on that "becoming a real boy" bullshit), you, Pinnochio, profess your love to a small pine tree.


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