Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITOR

This Thanksgiving I'm most thankful for?
a. Britney's Comeback - 40.0%
b. Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade - 23.3%
c. Reruns of Law and Order - 13.3%
d. The potential for High School Musical 4 - 23.3%

This is what happens when pumpkin pie is being concocted in the kitchen and 6 months of random cultural nonsense (pop-non-sense?) comes out of your nose in the awkward way snot sometimes does when you laugh unexpectedly. These have to be some of the worst options I have ever offered you for a poll. Never the less, you muscled through and came out with a winner. Britney is back, she's hot, and you love it. Can I blame you? Let me think. Absolutely not. Although, I must say that reruns of Law and Order are equally if not more sexy than Britney circa 'Oops I Did It Again'. Stuck in the middle was a confused little pair-- the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, warming hearts of middle aged women and small children alike, and High School Musical 4, stopping hearts of teenage girls and intelligent people (in two different ways) everywhere. I promise a better poll next time, plus my love for you (yes, you) is unconditional so you can't be mad!

New Poll:
What is the best way to lose your Thanksgivin weight?

a. Go into training (Pokemon Training)
b. Hunger Strike (Lose weight + pretend to support a 'good' cause!)
c. Go on a highly-effective diet (Jared's Subway Diet)
d. Vomit (Vomit)

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