Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITOR

What is the best way to lose your extra Thanksgiving weight?

a. Go into training (Pokemon Training)- 60.3%
b. Hunger Strike (Lose weight + pretend to support a 'good' cause!) - 12.1%
c. Go on a highly effective diet (Jared's Subway Diet) - 6.9%
d. Vomit (Vomit) - 20.7%

With another Holiday season well on the way, it's always nice to see more proof that dieting is for punks. That, or, you just know damn well that there's no way in hell that the whale known casually as "Jared" could have possibly dropped 47 pant-sizes by eating a Veggie Delight three meals a day. Eat Fresh, my ass. My props go to those who voted for the hunger strike. Definitely a ballsy move, almost always counterintuitive, yet you are guaranteed to look like the man every single time. What's that? Did you say there are children starving in Africa? Perfect! I'll drop some pounds by just chaining myself to a public object and spitting out any food that the Salvation Army tries to shove down my throat while screaming something intense like, "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!". Take that, obesity problem in America.

Of course, no surprise with our winner. PopSense loves the 90's, the 90's love Pokemon, transitive property, booyah. Last but not least, I must say I'm impressed by the second place winner. There's something special about those who comfortably choose Vomit with no secondary joke following it... just vomit. The idea of 20 percent of you choosing it makes me sick and happy at the same time. It's really a special feeling one can only obtain from running a pop culture blog with serious identity issues.

New Poll:
What is the best way for PopSense to gain more readers?

a. Bribe all alphabet-related food companies to only include the letters of popsense in their products
b. Hire strippers to tatoo "PopSense" on their breasts
c. Ask Kenny G and Kanye to collaborate on a PopSense anthem to be released on Josh Groban's Christmas Album
d. Unleash a huge number of parrots that only know how to say "popsense.com"

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