Caption Time! Ho Ho Ho!
Last Week's Winners
Will Smith doing his damnedest to compete with Barack Obama for the title of 'the new Tiger Woods'
-Rosak
That's not a pepsi! That's a pepsi twist! And I'm not Will Smith! I'm white!
-Anonymous
Breaking News:
Hancock hits super-puberty, Drops three balls.
-Shorbin Purler
Thanks to all who entered, every one of your comments were gold!
Today's Caption Challenge
Actual Caption: Jessica Simpson brings her maltipoo Daisy along for the launch of her new fragrance, Fancy, Saturday at Macy's department store in Chicago.
PopSense Caption: You're such a cute little puppy I could eat you! First all the chickens of the sea, then you!
Now it's your turn! Leave a comment at the bottom with your best caption, and we'll choose the top 3 later in the week!
We apologize, we originally included Animal Collective's new song from their highly anticipated upcoming album, but were asked to remove the track.
Go check out those comments -
Peace be with you
beef be with you.
Look I'm Santa Claus Tony, I'm Santa Claus!
Yes dear, yes you are.
And they call blondes stupid?! I told you if I shove my hand far up enough this dog's ass I could make it talk! Look it's a puppet!
Pissed that Tony Romo wouldn't record a new version of "Baby It's Cold Outside" with her, Jessica Simpson insisted on posing with the other man in her life.
Who the hell let Jessica Simpson touch another living creature.
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WITHOUT PREJUDICE
Hi Popsense,
On behalf of Domino Records and Animal Collective, we would kindly ask you not to post copies of "Merriweather Post Pavillion" on your site (or any tracks from the artist’s new album – street date 20th January).
We do appreciate that you are fans of / are promoting Animal Collective, but the label and artist would greatly appreciate your co-operation in removing your links to the pirate files in question.
Thank you for respecting the artist's and label’s wishes … .. and, for info on “Merriweather Post Pavillion” and the band’s 2008/09 shows, check-out www.myspace.com/animalcollectivetheband and www.myanimalhome.net … .. you can also view Animal Collective videos at www.youtube.com/dominorecords and, for details of preview material and pre-release promotions, keep an eye on these official sources.
As you will appreciate, this e-mail is written on a without prejudice basis and, as such, all of our clients' accumulated, worldwide rights and remedies remain strictly reserved : please excuse this required formality.
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WEB SHERIFF
Jessica Simpson insisting that if you dress up in a santa hat and listen very closely, you can hear dogs talk!
I just jizzed in my pants!
How Much for that Doggie with the Doggie!
fuck this bitch.
My dog dances around in short shorts while washing cars too!