Ali Starzyk EDITOR

When your friend arrives late to your Christmas party, you will celebrate your cultural knowledge by referring to him as:
a. Britney Spears' Period - 29.6%
b. Wendy's Hours of Operation - 22.2%
c. A Woman - 18.5%
d. Ryan Seacrest's Puberty - 29.6%

Really Popsense? Really? You're going to stand up in the midst of all the innocent holiday festivities and announce as your friend walks through the door, "Damn, Jim, finally. You know, I always knew you had more in common with Britney Spears' period than the average joe. Oh, you don't understand the connection? Get with it you culturally oblivious buffoon, you're LATE." Wah wah wah. None of you are ever invited to my holiday parties. Ever. However, not surprisingly, we had a tie, Britney's period vs. Seacrest's manhood. Damn, you guys are vicious. But really it would be an honor to be compared to the holy mecca of all fast foody goodness, Wendy's, and their gloriously late hours of operation, so I can understand how this may not be insulting enough. And finally, a woman? What is that even supposed to mean?

New Poll: Go out with a bang!
To pass the time between Christmas and New Years Eve, you will:

a. Watch old episodes of TRL to have sufficient material to mock NBC's New Year's Eve with Carson Daly
b. Hibernate like Snorlax without a Poke Flute in sight
c. Practice not laughing at nursing homes so you don't look like an asshole when Dick Clark comes on TV
d. Find zoo blueprints for new year's resolution and misinterpretation of Girl Talk: FREE THE ANIMALS!!

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