- Stelios Phili and Jeff Luppino-Esposito

venal \VEE-nuhl\, adjective:
Capable of being corrupted.

The Chronicles of Derrick and Becky
"Stop pretending that it's the Barney DVD, Derek. I know you and little Jimmy are watching 300 again! For God's sake, the child is incredibly venal."

"What are suggesting, Becky, that little Jimmy is a little baby cow??? God I love veal. Shutup and get me a fork."

After resolving their differences, Derrick and Becky shared an enlightening discussion about the subtleties of pop culture:

Colonel Sanders is my idol, think about how many high fat/ultra high sodium chickens he has raised; the venal minds of the American public could only last so long before the outbreak of an obesity epidemic!

"Why yes, 'Venal,' is in fact my middle name!" declared the all-too-eager Miley Cyrus
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