Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITOR

What is the quickest way to get from point A to point B?
a. By forgetting the evidence of your claims for point A and pursuing a lettered priority system - 13.2%
b. The desire to get to the other side if you are a chicken and point A is this side of the road. - 22.1%
c. A picture of Britney Spears circa 'Baby One More Time' if 'point B' is an orgasm. - 19.1%
d. A straight line - 45.6%

I love when you all call me out for being a lazy piece of shit. It really helps to build a stronger community between myself and the thousands of anonymous IP addresses that I claim to be my friends. Choosing "A straight line" effectively says one thing-- these other answers are either grammatically incorrect or less funny than Carson Daly's late night show. I'll give you a quick explanation:

It's 7:30 in the morning, having not slept in 24 hours and having hotly debated musical theater roles for freshmen in college for at least 19 of those hours, I had but one question in my mind. How do I get from having no new poll question (point A) to having a new poll question (point B).

From there I just put it into the formula-- Include one long awkwardly phrased response, misuse one old adage out of context, make a joke about either Jessica Simpson, Carson Daly, Clay Aiken, or Britney Spears, close with a straight-forward purposefully bland answer just in case this formula somehow manages to fail.

Yup.


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