Are "Nude Pixxx" Just a Two-Titted Meme?
By Stelios Phili

This past month (especially the last week) has been a cesspool for nakedness. It began with the Matt & Kim music video, "Lessons Learned," which is (presumably) a hypothetical account of what would happen if flannel-craftsmen were exiled to Uzbekistan, leaving hipsters with nothing but the skin on their malnourished backs. While many swooned at Matt & Kim's daring Times Square escapades, others were violated - "Kim looks like a 17 year-old bodybuilder on crack!" noted one brazen YouTuber. Kim could stomp that mofo. The chick is ripped.

But after the Cassie and Rihanna scandals, nudity is played out. A famous pop star flashed some nip, flaunted some bootay; a not-so-famous-pop-star did the same. Not to mention that this is months after the Disney kids started doing it, which means it's only a matter of time before iCarly puts the rusty nail in the plexiglass nudity-coffin. This is like Nipplegate circa 2004 (Janet Jackson, Super Bowl, remember?), only 42 times more politically correct. T.V. is broadcasted to millions of families munching chicken wings, while the internet is an outlet for millions to rub the chicken. EW!

In this blog-eat-blog world of "OH EM GEE. That's sooo five minutes ago," it's easy to see how, like the hundreds of "buzz-bands"of yesteryear, "nudity" could become the 2009 equivalent to 2007's Arcade Fire. This just in: P-Diddy's computer has been hacked. Don't worry - the puff-penis won't be rearing its ugly head, but rather, J-Lo's laffytaffy is ready to make it's internet debut in the upcoming weeks. But by then, will anybody care?

"YES IT'S FUCKING J-LO IVE BEEN WAITING TO SEE HER LATIN BEHIND SINCE JENNY ON THE BLOCK!!!!1ONE1ONE!1!1!FTW!!!"

Still, any future excitement over "nude pixxx" seems like a half-hearted frat boy cheer, rather than a post-napster voyeurism victory, such as scoring the Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee sex tape. If Kim Kardashian hadn't been involved, leaking your self-produced porno could be fashionable by now. But aren't pictures so...1999? Before our blessed cable modem, that is. Once several, grainy pictures of J-Lo pillage the internet, it's hard to imagine anyone being excited after this naked renaissance of April-May 2009.

Until Miley Cyrus is legal. You sick bastards.

And now, another video add to the pile, Make the Girl Dance's "Baby Baby Baby." Only this time, it's in French. I <3 height="291" width="480">
Make The Girl Dance "Baby Baby Baby" ( official video )
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