Remember Lindsay’s Twitter meltdown? Well, it looks like her mentally unstable mother got jealous of the publicity and started her very own Twitter drama. So what kind of drama did White Oprah concoct? An altercation with housekeepers in her hotel over towels. No, seriously. She tweeted, “2 towels only WHAT and no one in housekeeping picking up? does anyone know how I can contact housekeeping or can you do it for me” and then…” I dialed the operator and she just transfered me to housekeeping but i am being ignored and DISCRIMINATED once again! someone PLEASE help!” and THEN, “I WAS JUST ASSAULTED BY HOUSEKEEPING STAFF SHE SWORE BACK AT ME AND THREW THE TOWELS AT ME I AM IN SHOCK I THINK THE TOWELS LEFT A MARK… i need a camera IMMEDIATELY to document my injuries from this RECKLESS woman how dare she! i am shaking…”

Recap. Dina Lohan needed towels. Dina Lohan didn’t get towels. Dina Lohan got “assaulted” by a housekeeper with a towel and it may have left a mark. She then asked anyone on cyberspace for a camera so she can document said injury. Granted, Dina Lohan has had all the credibility of a porn star but I smell a hoax. It looks like Dina’s getting sweet internet revenge and mocking Perez Hilton for the Will.I.am twitter brouhaha. If that’s true, well done Dina. If not, then Dina Lohan is crazier than we all thought and needs to be committed ASAP.

-Ryan O'Connell


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