"Can I fit into the extra-large? Because I really like these!"
--Semi-formulaically edgy pop "rocker" Avril Lavigne on how much she loves the products in her new children's clothing line

A Pretty Good Time To Use This Quote:
What Mariah Carey has to ask herself as she inexplicably tries to fit into elastic-y-er and polystererer clothes.

A Terrible Time To Use This Quote:
When you're fall-on-your-face drunk and asking your friend if you can hang out for the day in his blow-up pool.

The Winning Time To Use This Quote:
To yourself on Thanksgiving morning, knowing full well that you're going to need a sizable amount of extra room in your dress pants after the meal, yet also knowing that you don't want to have to break out the embarrassingly larger elastic waist pants.

--Gaar Adams

Follow us on Twitter or Friend us on Facebook! Leave a Comment -