Twenty five minutes of James Cameron's Avatar footage shown at Comic-Con [/Film]: Experts say that viewers experienced the longest sustained nerdgasm on record.

Amy Winehouse does a twirl in the courtroom and pleas to the judge that she is too short to punch anyone [TimesOnline]: And this was only after her morning routine: 7 shots of absinthe and a line of coke off of the nearest homeless person's ass. After her afternoon routine she punched the judge.

After 15 years, Edward Eugene Harper, accused child molester on the FBI's 10 Most Wanted, has been apprehended [CNN]: Police say they had to arrest at least 300 other homeless guys before finding their man (see: picture).

3-D wins the day at Comic-Con [NYTimes]: Finally, wearing those sweet glasses my grandma brought home from the eye doctor will be cool again!

Twitter releases 'Twitter 101' guide for businesses [Mashable]: Step 1: Say that you are using Twitter for 'business purposes'. Step 2: Tweet about how big of a bitch your wife is being and hope none of her friends read it.

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