Jamie Foxx Sues Kidz Bop for 'Blame it on the Apple Juice' Cover
Jamie Foxx, who has been pretending to be a musician since his award-winning role in 'Ray' where he famously tricked audiences into seeing a movie that they thought was about Stevie Wonder, is now suing the popular kids' music label, 'Kidz Bop' as they release their 43rd edition of the cover series.
Over the last 8 years, the label has sold over 11 million CD's, but Foxx is refusing to let his latest musical masterpiece be denigrated by a bunch of, "shit eating brats."
"If the kids wanna sing my music, then let'em sing my music, but I've had enough of this government propaganda-- the apple farmers of America have and always will be a dishonest bunch of entrepreneurs and their rhetoric should not be shoved down the throats of children," comments Foxx.
"Especially when those throats could be filled with alcohol," he adds with a smile and two thumbs up.
But his isn't the only heated opinion.
"We think Jamie misunderstands our goals at Kidz Bop," suggested Cliff Chenfeld, founder of the series. "We just want kids to be able to let loose, learn about new music forms, and forcefully transfer money from their parents' wallets into the fund that I use to refill my large pool made entirely of gold and watermelon-flavored jello."
Timmy 'Big Dreamz' Samsonite, one of the Kidz Bop performers and a self-proclaimed fan of Foxx, woefully expresses that, "it's sad when those you look up to aren't the perfect heroes you imagined them to be. Ronald McDonald, Heidi Montag, now Jamie Foxx... the list just goes on and on. Kids should be able to sing and listen to wildly edited versions of popular songs, then shortly thereafter discover the real lyrics and pursue a life of crime and alcoholism."
We caught up again later with Cliff Chenfeld who asked that we please disregard anything that Samsonite told us since he has actually been with Kidz Bop for the last 11 years, is now 23 years old, and still insists on being called 'Timmy' and/or 'Big Dreamz'.
Foxx and Chenfeld will be facing off live on Judge Judy tomorrow morning, and the actor is demanding $2.5 million for pain and suffering as well as a free pass 2 days a week to take a dip in Chenfeld's jello pool.
Edited versions of Kidz Bop 43 will be released later this week, and for now the 'Blame it on the Apple Juice' cover will be swapped out for Jeremih's 'Birthday Texts'.
-Jeff Luppino-Esposito
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hahhaa you had me going
it's funny because it COULD be true!
lol timmy big dreamz
i want to swim in that pool of jello so badlyyy
If the onion sucked, it would be a lot like this
Ah, pick a career man