The Life of a Trending Topic on Twitter
pussnboots Britney Spears is dead
snorlax RT @pussnboots Spears is dead R.I.P I'm a slave 4 u!!
fifispots #deadbritney lolz i wish
ringtheposey @fifispots sicko! Are you trying to make me cry?? RT #deadbritney lolz i wish
lukeybaby RT @pussnboots Spears is dead R.I.P I'm a slave 4 u!! Oh no! Stop spreading lies you must!
righthandleft @lukeybaby Yoda says that it ain't for realz #deadBritney
donkeylips Yoda is mah baby daddy
lazerluvr @donkeylips Mom, is that you?!
aplusk @iamdiddy first puff daddy, then pdiddy, now he's Yodaddy. ha, i am so hilarious. FOLLOW ME PLEEEAAASSEEE #yoda
milostroke @aplusk yeah you're the man ashton kutcher! #crappyactorsincameracommercials
pipilonlon wait why is britney trending??? is she dead??
tonythetiga GRRREAAATTT I hate white chix #deadbritney
borophyl @tonythetiga I knew you didn't actually like selling cereal!
aisonette @concernedmom well thank god Teens Don't Tweet otherwise they'd think britney was dead. Anyone wish Paula Abdul died?
thebigjohnson yeah died. in my pants! booomshakalaka!!!! #paulaabdul
thelittlejohnson wait, everyone is finding their fathers today! dad, is that you? #paulaabdul
RandyDawgJackson DDOS DDOS HOLY sHiT Twitter just went down for 3 seconds, almost killed Paula Abdul in protest. What the fuck is a sotomayor?! #paulaabdul
hipsterrunoff @paulaabdul r u dead bro?
pitchforkmedia Check out our reviews: Britney's fake death 8.3, Paula's potential death 8.375, thoughts? #deadbritney #paulaabdul #yoda
iamdiddy yo i brought THE FORCE on this new track check it out tiny.url/2341423 #yoda
iamdiddy @aplusk oh yeah, and fuck you kutcher. #yoda
dikinabox yoda stole my gf. now I like star trek #yodaisadik
bellamy Does anyone else think william shatner is hot? #yodaisadik
wallpaperface wait why the fuck is yoda trending?
halo3rocks chuck norris doesn't use the force, he is the force. and luke's father. #yodaisadik
veronicafox sweet, yummy lesbians bit.ly/411341 #yodaisadik
partofahole @veronicafox thanks for the spam bitch. Screw you all and yoda, remember the game jenga?? that was amazing #yodaisadik...#Jenga!!!
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hahah i've seen this so many times
wait... is britney really dead?!?
i was rofl after like 3 tweets in, such a fun read
you really captured the voices of famous twitterers on here lol
too true, my friends, too true.
Your survey resonated with me. Not only are trending topics utterly irrelevant unless there is a huge political event or natural disaster, but most people have no idea that "promoted trends" aren't trends at all - they're just purchased keywords or phrases that Twitter has propped up at the top of trending topics. This seems like a blatant misnomer designed to trick people into thinking promoted trends are actually more popular than they are.
BTW, I don't think your usage of "rickrolled" is correct. I wouldn't apply it to any form of spam. Rickrolling is a particularly egregious form of spam that takes over your browser with a Rick Astley video that jumps around on your screen until you do a force quit. You confuse readers by using the term incorrectly.