MLIC: My Life Is College
After the success of certain submission-based websites, PopSense has attempted to bridge the gap between the self-centered depression of FMyLife.com and the mundanity of MyLifeIsAverage.com by catering to late teens and 20-somethings. But to be straight with you, our readers, this shit happened to us, and we seek validation as humans by complaining to complete strangers via a cultural medium that allows us to receive support for our quirks and flaws while maintaining some measured degree of anonymity.
And who doesn’t enjoy that?
Today I ordered a double cheeseburger with no onions from the McDonalds drive-thru. I got my burger and found out they still put onions on it. I ate it anyway, because I’m poor, and the onions weren’t important enough to drive back and complain about. MLIC.
This afternoon I heard a rap song on the radio that I supposedly hate, but I knew all the words. MLIC
I spent all of my three-day weekend studying for my psychology midterm. I showed up to class on Monday and found out the midterm wasn’t till the following Monday. MLIC.
Just stayed up all night discussing the meaning of life with my bros. I made about 14 references to this sociology class I took last semester, we didn't come to any larger conclusions, but we all agreed that our parents have been lying to us for a long time. MLIC.
Pretending to be gay so that chicks wouldn't find me 'threatening' has not resulted in getting any action. Yet. MLIC.
I wore flannel today. I was trying to be ironic. My roommate also wore flannel. It was 15 degrees outside and snowing. MLIC.
Ramen Noodles. MLIC.
My younger sister watched The Breakfast Club for the first time last week. She had never heard of the Brat Pack. MLIC.
I argued with my friends in the dining hall about whether Hey Arnold or the Rugrats was the best cartoon from the 90's. I said Rugrats. I ended up being wrong. MLIC
My roommate has a Wii but we decided to play Super Nintendo instead. MLIC.
Half my friends have never watched a Woody Allen movie, and the other half have never watched a Judd Apatow movie. MLIC.
Cartoon Network is now showing live-action shows. My childhood is officially dead. MLIC.
No one I know has showered in the last 3 days. MLIC.
I got drunk at 10 in the morning today because there was some sporting event happening. I never made it to the sporting event. MLIC.
Went to the dining hall for breakfast for the first time ever. I graduate next week. MLIC.
I made out with this really hot chick at a frat party and then realized the theme of the party was 'dress as the opposite gender'. I thought this was bad at first and then remembered I've always wanted to 'experiment'. MLIC.
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I was about to watch porn, but my libido was sapped by hearing my fat ass roommate getting busy through the walls. MLIC
such a funny concept lol
ramen noodles yessss hahah
at least 3/4 of these have happened to me hahah
suchhh a funny idea
I went to the dining hall for breakfast for the first time and met my true love. MLIC
Seriously, we're engaged now because the scrambled eggs were too runny for the take out box.
:)
i feel like i read this last month.
I hate it when orders aren't followed..once, i said no pickles and there was an extra one on my burger. sheesh.
阿彌陀佛 無相佈施
不要吃五辛(葷菜,在古代宗教指的是一些食用後會影響性情、慾望的植
物,主要有五種葷菜,合稱五葷,佛家與道家所指有異。
近代則訛稱含有動物性成分的餐飲食物為「葷菜」,事實上這在古代是稱
之為腥。所謂「葷腥」即這兩類的合稱。 葷菜
維基百科,自由的百科全書
(重定向自五辛) 佛家五葷
在佛家另稱為五辛,五種辛味之菜。根據《楞嚴經》記載,佛家五葷為大
蒜、小蒜、興渠、慈蔥、茖蔥;五葷生啖增恚,使人易怒;熟食發淫,令
人多慾。[1]
《本草備要》註解云:「慈蔥,冬蔥也;茖蔥,山蔥也;興渠,西域菜,云
即中國之荽。」
興渠另說為洋蔥。) 肉 蛋 奶?!
念楞嚴經 *∞窮盡相關 消去無關 證據 時效 念阿彌陀佛往生西方極樂世界
我想製造自己的行為反作用力
不婚 不生子女 生生世世不當老師
log 二0.3010 三0.47710.48 五0.6990 七0.8451 .85
root 二1.414 1.41 三1.732 1.73五 2.236 2.24七 2.646
=>十3.16 π∈Q' 一點八1.34
as long as you're having fun with your college life, then I suppose that it's fine. well, how about when you're already working? blog post's title would be MLIW: my life is work? I can relate to that, and I may perhaps make that blog first. however, it would be a little boring, since there's no frat parties at work or something quite close to its wildness. LOL, good luck with your experiment. ciao!
this is a funny idea. Maybe i will make it happen
I just discovered this website. I should be doing my homework. MLIC.
I love noodles, nice concept.